Police Go On Strike - Crime Figures Drop.
So, according to the BBC, the filth are balloting their members to see whether they wish to go on strike because the New Labour Government of Gordie Brown has short-changed them. Join the club, you wankers - Labour Governments have short-changed pensioners who are reliant on National Insurance Retirement Pension for years now, unlike you molly-coddled thieving bastards on your inflation-proofed-at-our-expense final-salary pensions.
Still, I hope you do go on strike - and for a protracted period - for once it becomes clear that crime does not increase with your absence, perhaps some government will seriously question whether we really need you at all.
Furthermore, given that so many of you are corrupt thieving bastards anyway, crime is actually likely to drop if you lot are kept off the streets as this will hinder your illegal activities somewhat.
As for that oxymoron, the honest copper, don't be upset about this diatribe - remember that you are in the minority of one. Apart from which, remember the old saw: "The next honest copper you meet will be the first" didn't come from nowhere now, did it!
Oh, and by the way, don't bother commenting about what a great job you're all doing and how we need your lot to uphold the law and protect us from law-breakers - for example, it is an absolute offence to ride a bicycle on the pavement (£80 fixed penalty notice), yet today I have had my life threatened by being nearly run-down on the pavement by 23 cyclists racing along without regard either to their law-breaking or my life - yes, my life, for it is a fact that if I am knocked over on the pavement by a cyclist there is a strong probability that one of my hips will be broken and, statistically, 66% of all pensioner who suffer a broken hip die within a 2 months of the accident, never having made a recovery.
So, screw you, you robbing, time-serving, useless bastards, and how poetic that you think that you're the ones now being screwed when you spend your lives screwing others, many of who are completely innocent - and you know it.
Still, I hope you do go on strike - and for a protracted period - for once it becomes clear that crime does not increase with your absence, perhaps some government will seriously question whether we really need you at all.
Furthermore, given that so many of you are corrupt thieving bastards anyway, crime is actually likely to drop if you lot are kept off the streets as this will hinder your illegal activities somewhat.
As for that oxymoron, the honest copper, don't be upset about this diatribe - remember that you are in the minority of one. Apart from which, remember the old saw: "The next honest copper you meet will be the first" didn't come from nowhere now, did it!
Oh, and by the way, don't bother commenting about what a great job you're all doing and how we need your lot to uphold the law and protect us from law-breakers - for example, it is an absolute offence to ride a bicycle on the pavement (£80 fixed penalty notice), yet today I have had my life threatened by being nearly run-down on the pavement by 23 cyclists racing along without regard either to their law-breaking or my life - yes, my life, for it is a fact that if I am knocked over on the pavement by a cyclist there is a strong probability that one of my hips will be broken and, statistically, 66% of all pensioner who suffer a broken hip die within a 2 months of the accident, never having made a recovery.
So, screw you, you robbing, time-serving, useless bastards, and how poetic that you think that you're the ones now being screwed when you spend your lives screwing others, many of who are completely innocent - and you know it.
posted by The Merchant of Menace at 7:59 PM
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I am in the twilight of my years and am still waiting to meet my first honest copper.
As for the special pleading these people and the armed forces use - well screw you lot. You took a job, you get paid for it, you agreed not to strike - do as everybody else does - get on with it - we have to.
I think the days where unions were useful tools to prevent the exploitation of workers have been long gone. I am tired of reading/hearing about these (better paid than most) union workers striking all the time.
We always seem to be under threat of a strike from the nurses union, City police union, or the overpaid babysitters, ahem... I mean teachers union.
I say, "Do your f*cking job and be glad you've got such a good one!"
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Sorry, my rheumy old eyes missed some typos, so here's what I meant to say the first time:-
Well said, Audrey.
In the UK we live in the most surveilled country in the world, yet even our Home Office admits that over 80% of all CCTV images are worthless and do nothing to help apprehend miscreants.
What we really need is more police officers walking the beat, as they did in the old days, and actually using the laws they have to stop those who have no regard for the welfare and safety of the rest of us. But, hey, walking the beat and arresting cyclists on pavements is not 'sexy' - they much prefer driving around in their flash high-speed cars whilst staring deeply into each other's eyes as if in love and telling themselves tales about what they did on their holidays, or discussing the latest soap episode on TV.
Frankly, I doubt very much if crime figures would increase exponentially if the whole of the police force were disbanded - certainly our taxes which pay for them would be substantially less, and economically we'd probably be better off, even after factoring in the cost of any increased crime.
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